I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Randomize