Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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