ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
