i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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