I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
