i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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