the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
I think I just shit out all my problems.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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