There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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