I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
