I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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