I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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