I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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