what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
