girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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