North Korea, Best Korea!
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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