is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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