i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Boobs are out for the taking
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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