I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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