My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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