Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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