Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
His nipple licking is glorious
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