i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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