Non-Jews are for practice
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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