Your tits are I can't wait for
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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