Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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