I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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