But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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