In the future we'll all be gay
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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