Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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