Already got asked if we're dating
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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