Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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