They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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