if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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