She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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