i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
YAS. BRING CRAB.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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