For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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