it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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