I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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