he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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