Say something about gay babies.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize