I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
