so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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