You're so nebulous sometimes
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
God, I missed his penis.
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