He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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