I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
how drunk are you?
Several
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