It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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