I skipped work to stalk him.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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