I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I would fuck him just for his dog
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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