I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
Randomize
