So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It's official drugs can't kill me
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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