Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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