It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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