? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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