My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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