Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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