I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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